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Saturday, September 6, 2008

All about Kashmir


State is called Jammu and Kashmir though India is ruling Kashmir whether democratically or by force I can't comment on that because i am not a politician neither am I journalist. Why should you also care about unless you are from Kashmir and you are affected by on going political struggle. Since people governing UN are not affected personally so they even don't care. By the way who is UN? May be he is the security advisor of George Bush's wife. Why should they care about Kashmir. Ohh yes I forgot to tell you what I intended to write this blog. So As India is ruling the Paradise but most of the Indian's don't know what is Jammu and what is Kashmir. Even Media doesn’t know. You know why. Because camera doesn’t work in Kashmir due to Red snow particularly camera which is made in India. And Unfortunately Kashmir’s are also using the same camera because Cross LOC trade is not yet opened. Any how a few media agencies belonging to Kashmir are trying to shout in closed glass rooms but poor man nobody is listening them. I don't understand why they are still trying.10 million kashmiri people shouted but nobody heard them. May be they are shouting in sign language. They are bad people. why they are shouting in sign language. Even why they are fighting for freedom when india has given them millions of security people. If i am right security people are those who secure civilians but here is the different case they are securing their deaths.
What the hell I am writing. Whatever comes in my mind I am writing. Even I am not caring whether you are getting bored or not.
So I will provide you some pictures from paradise. Please visit Gallery.

Thank you for your patience.

Sameer Wani







Thursday, May 22, 2008

Indian history

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.

In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji’s sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door Darshan.